COVID-19 ???

We Are OPEN

  • We Are Open For Business As We Know Folks Still Need To Travel During The Crisis
  • See Our Reviews … We Have Always Had COVID-19 Cleaning Standards And That Hasn’t Changed
  • We Still Serve Breakfast.  It Is Now Delivered To Your Room
  • Our Rooms And Cottages Are Well Suited To Maintain The Required Social Distancing Techniques 
    • No Long Hallways To Transit To Get To Your Room  
    • No Need To Enter Common Areas To Access Any Rooms
  • Outdoor Seating Areas Allow For Enjoyment Of The Weather
  • Awesome Restaurants Offering Take Out And You Can Pick Up Growlers From The Breweries 
  • Parks And Bike Path Still Open For Your “Socially Distanced” Outdoor Activities

 



WOW …
What A Ride !!!                                                                                                       

The Journey, Our Muppet Bus, Singing Our Muppet Song … We’ve Been All Over This Country And A Good Portion Of This Planet. This Adventure, (Beyond The Wall*) Is To Create A Place For All Our Friends Along The Way To Visit Us. As Well, You Absolutely Know That We’ll Use This To Create So Many More Friends. Dunedin, Perhaps The Most Welcoming Little City We’ve Ever Encountered, Is A Place We Accidentally Found Back In 2011. We Ventured North One Day On The Pinellas Bike Trail From Clearwater And Found Dunedin. In Its Entire Bohemian** Splendor, Dunedin Is Thankfully Now Our Home. Poke Around This Site, You’ll Soon Know Much More About Us And Our Bed And Breakfast

(NOTE – The Whole Damn Bus Ride Has Been Cut In Half, Could Only Get Half Of Us On With The New Social Distancing And LUCKILY … It Was Only The Bad Muppets That Got First Seats.  As Big Of A Party As It Would Have Been … We’re Gonna Keep Rolling On Together.  Bad Muppets RULE !!!)

 


This Is Our Story, “Beyond The Wall” … Now Come Tell Us Yours

(NOTE – We’ll Listen, Just Stay The Hell Back 6 Feet)

 

 

*Beyond The Wall

  • Chill, Quiet, a bit Secluded, and Away from the Stress of our very busy Planet
  • Safety, Security, Tranquility, Peace, No Worries and Rest
  • Our Oasis to you, spend your days visiting Dunedin and the local area and then come back to visit us and relax

**Bohemian

  • A native or inhabitant of Bohemia
  • A person who has informal and unconventional social habits, especially an artist, writer, traveler
  • Wanderers, Adventures, Vagabonds, Nonconformist, Free Spirit, Unorthodox, Offbeat, Alternative, Gypsy

 




“Do You Serve Breakfast?”
FULL DISCLOSURE, 100% TRANSPARENCY
YES, We Do Serve Breakfast (SMDH ???)

(NOTE – This Was MUCH Funnier When COVID-19 Didn’t Exist But Now It’s A Legitimate Question, DARN IT)


“Sanity Is Backordered … Sarcasm Is In Unlimited Supply

HURRY, Place Your Order Now” — Rock

(NOTE – Due To COVID-19 All Sanity And / Or Sarcasm Orders Are “Take Out” ONLY)

– Folks, We’re Clowning Around, Having Fun, Doing Our Thing
– Is It “Passive-Aggressive?” Most Likely To The Cats That Don’t Get It
– Is It Sarcasm? Are We Willing To “Take What We Give?” Absolutely
– Feels Good, ALIVE, Funny And Fun, LAUGH With Us
– Sorry, We’re Going To Give You “Jazz.” We Don’t Mean To Offend And Apologies … If You Are, Well … It Just Didn’t Work Out
– No One Has To Get Upset About It, So Many Other Places To Stay

– SARCASM … All Part Of The Charm
– SARCASM … It’s How We Hug  (SSshhhhh, We Said The “H” Word)
– SARCASM … In Unlimited Supply
Here At … Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast


“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who do not possess it”
- George Bernard Shaw