Amenities at Our B&B in Dunedin, FL

(This First Section, This Stuff Is “Across The Board” At Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast … Probably Available To All Guests, Pertaining To All Guests And Rooms … Unless Specified. Further Down Are Individual Sections VERY Specific To The Main House Rooms And Our Cottages)

11 Themed Rooms
- 5 In Main House
- 6 Rooms In 3 Duplex Cottages
Fresh, Hearty Breakfast
- PORK– We Love To Cook And Serve Pork Products
- Butter – REAL Butter, Absolutely Nothing Else
- Never Buffet (NASTY, Gross … WHAT?)
- Never That Cute Little Baggie With An Apple, Granola Bar And Juice Box
  - Where They “Claimed” … “Breakfast Included” (WHAT?)
- Never Powdered Eggs
- Never Pancakes From A Machine (WHAT?)
- Never Hostess Products – YUCK
  - NEVER Anything You Must Use Your Teeth To Tear Open The Plastic Wrapper
- Coffee And Tea Available
  - Most Of The Day (If We Remember)
- Coffee Makers In EACH Cottage
- Ice Machine In Lobby
- Microwave In Eating Area For Common Use
- Air Conditioning, Individual In Room Climate Controls
- Ceiling Fans (No Floor Fan, Box Fans Or Table Fans)
- On Demand, Tankless Water Heaters
- Premium Bedding And Mattresses
  - King, California King, Queen And Double / Full Beds
  - We Have No Single Sized Beds
    - No, You Can’t Bring One
  - We Have No “Roll Away” Beds
    - No, You Can’t Bring One
  - We Have No Cots
    - No, You Can’t Bring One
  - We Have No Air Mattresses
    - No, You Can’t Bring One
  - We Have No Sleeping Bags
    - No, You Can’t Bring One For The Floor
  - Tiled Flooring Throughout
  - Tiled Showers And Tubs
  - Blackout Plantation Shutters
  - Free Wireless Internet (Wi-Fi)
  - GRILL AREA (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  - POOL For Guests (Outdoor, Year-Round)
    - 15′ x 25′ With Depths From 3′ to 4′
    - 10,000 Gallons
    - Unheated
    - Q: “Can We Do Laps?? A: We’re Not Sure, Can You?
  - HOT TUB For Guests (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  - Pond For US Marines (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  - Fire Pit (Outdoor, Year-Round)
  - Daily Housekeeping
    - “We Bring New Towels And Stuff”
    - Someone Once Called And Asked, “Do You Do That Thing Where You Bring New Towels And Stuff?”
    - SMH, Can’t Make This Stuff Up
  - Free Toiletries
    - Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap And Lotion
  - Makeup Towels
  - REFRIGERATORS / FREEZERS In All Rooms And Cottages
    - (EXCEPT – Fridge ONLY In Island And Mardi Gras Rooms)
  - HAIR DRYERS In Each Room And Cottage
  - Ironing Board And Iron In Each Room And Cottage
  - SAFETY … Alarms And Alerts In Guest Rooms, Cottages And Common Areas
  - ADA Mobility Feature Cottage (Florida)
  - ADA Communication Features Cottage And Room (Florida + Festival)
  - Credit Cards
    - Visa, Master Card, Discover, AMEX
  - Notary Public – Notary Public On Staff
  - Luggage Storage (Yes, We’ll Watch Your Luggage)

OUR MAIN HOUSE – Five Great Rooms Surrounding A Fun, Social, Little Lobby
(Here Are All The Detailed Details, In Detail)

Our Lobby, Breakfast Eating Area And Gallery Conference Room Are All Here As Well … The Entire Main House Is Then Surrounded By A Beautiful Wrap-Around Porch (Old Florida Style), And Then Our Pool Is Tucked In Privately In The Back … Folks Love The Layout. The Inviting Front Steps Bring You Into Our Lobby, “Hello, And We’re Glad You Are Here.” What Dunedin-Themed Room Did You Pick? What’s Your Flavor? Which Of Our Rooms Is Calling You?

Note: No One Under 18 In Main House Rooms

Some Minimum Nights Stays Are Required For Certain Holiday Periods

ROOMS – Our Main House Rooms

ROOM AMENITIES – No One Under 18 In Main House Rooms

ALL ROOMS On Ground Floor
No Children Allowed In Main House Rooms
No Animals Allowed In Main House Rooms
- Service Animals Are Absolutely Welcomed
EACH ROOM HAS ITS OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM (Relax Already)
- Tiled Showers
- Except Mardi Gras Room W/Shower / Tub Combo
ENTRANCES– EACH ROOM HAS BOTH:
- Private Porch Entry
- Lobby Entry
Beautiful Tile Flooring
Rustic, Hand Painted, Old Florida Style Wooden Chair
Unique Art
Custom, Hand Finished Furnishings
Clothes, Storage Closet
TV (Cable)
Free WI-FI (Wireless Internet)
Ceiling Fan
Blackout Plantation Shutters
Air Conditioning, Individual Room Climate Controls
On Demand, Tankless Water Heater
Alarm Clock
Sound, Noise Machine For Sleeping
Hair Dryer
Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap And Lotion
Makeup Towels
Iron / Ironing Board
NO Safe
Mini Fridges All Rooms
ALL Queen Beds
- Except Mardi Gras Room W/Two Doubles
USB Wall Chargers
SAFETY … Alarms And Alerts In Guest Rooms And Common Areas
BED HEIGHTS AND SIZE
- Island = 30″ QUEEN
- Festival = 31″ QUEEN
- Mardi Gras = 30″ FULL / DOUBLE X 2
- Artist = 30″ QUEEN
- Patriot = 33″ QUEEN

COTTAGES – Our Private, One Room Cottages … That Are Only One Room

(Here Are All The Detailed Details, In Detail)

Beyond The Wall, ONE-ROOM Cottages In Dunedin

Further Away, More Space? That’s What You Want, That’s What You Need? Sure, We Can Do That. “Get Away” Even A Bit More In One Of Our Popular Cottages. Features And Space, That’s What You Get With Our Florida-Themed Cottages. A Comfy Lounging Chair, Table And Some Chairs And A Very Efficient Kitchenette To Prepare Some Meals In Your Own Room? A Calming Courtyard With Cottages All Tucked In Around It … We Had So Much Fun Creating The “Vibe” Our Cottages Bring To Our Guests. ONE-Room Cottage Amenities Below … Outstanding Information About A Very Chill And Popular Part Of Beyond The Wall Bed And Breakfast

Note: Children (13+) Are Allowed In Cottages

Some Minimum Nights Stays Are Required For Certain Holiday Periods

ONE ROOM COTTAGES ARE ONE (1) ROOM

ONE ROOM– Kitchenette, Bed(s), Table, Chairs, TV … ALL In SAME, ONE (1) Room
ALL ONE ROOM Cottages Are ONE ROOM 300-400 Square Feet In Size
Cottages Are NOT Two Rooms
- Cottage Rooms Are NOT Adjoined
- There Is NO Interior Door Connecting Any Of The ONE ROOM Cottage Rooms Together
ONE ROOM Cottages Are NOT Three, Or Four Rooms
- ONE….The Number Between Zero And Two
- ONE ROOM
- ONE ROOM = ONE COTTAGE
- ONE COTTAGE = ONE ROOM
ALL COTTAGES HAVE THEIR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM (Relax Already)
ALL COTTAGES HAVE THEIR OWN PRIVATE ENTRANCE
ALL COTTAGES SHARE A PORCH WITH ONE OTHER COTTAGE
- With Cool As Hell And Color Coordinated Patio Furniture
  - Cottages Are Configured / Priced For Two Persons
    - “Double Occupancy”

DOGS: DOGS ARE ALLOWED IN CERTAIN COTTAGES

Dogs Allowed, DOGS ONLY (NO Other Animals Other Than Dogs)
- Our Dog Policy … SEE HERE
- NO Cats, No Nothing Else …
  - Even If It’s Small
  - Even If It’s Nice
  - Even If It’s Cute
  - Even If It’s Good
  - Even If It Has Its Own YouTube Channel
  - Even If It Has 49K Followers On FaceBook
  - … Blah, Blah, Blah
- DOGS ONLY In Cottages Below:
  - #01 Florida Cottage
  - #02 Palm Cottage

ONE-ROOM COTTAGE AMENITIES – Children Allowed (13+)
Ideal For Extended Stays

ALL COTTAGES On Ground Floor
Children (13+ Years Old) Are Allowed In Cottages
Private Bathroom, With Tiled Tub / Shower Combo
Beautiful Tile Flooring
Unique Art
Custom, Hand Finished Furnishings
Clothes, Storage Closet
TV (Cable)
Free WI-FI (Wireless Internet)
Ceiling Fan
Blackout Plantation Shutters
Air Conditioning, Individual Room Climate Controls
On Demand, Tankless Water Heaters
Alarm Clock
Sound, Noise Machine For Sleeping
Hair Dryer
Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap And Lotion
Makeup Towels
Porch Entry
Iron / Ironing Board
NO Safe
SAFETY … Alarms And Alerts In Guest Cottages And Common Areas
Rustic, Hand Painted, Old Florida Style Wooden Tables And Chairs
Comfy Loungers
Kitchenette
- Mini Fridges / Freezers
- Microwave
- Sink And Food Prep Area
- Dishes And Silverware
- Dish Towels, Scrubber And Soap
COFFEE MAKERS (“Is There A Coffee Maker In The Cottage I Reserved?” YES … YES, YES, YES … WOW, This Question Is Asked Non-Stop, SMH)
Tiled Tub / Shower
Enjoy Breakfast In The Main House
- And Ability To Prepare Meals And Dine Quietly In Your Cottage After A Busy Day Of Activities In The Local Area

COTTAGE BEDS

COTTAGES CAN ACCOMMODATE UP TO FOUR PERSONS
- Cottages Are Normally Configured / Priced For Two Persons
  - “Double Occupancy”
- Normal Cottage Bed Configuration Is ONE Bed
  - Depending On Which Cottage, Bed Could Be:
    - Queen – Florida, Palm, The Captain
    - CA King – Sunshine, Sunset
    - Full King – Fireside
  - UPON REQUEST, We Can Add An Additional Bed To Your Cottage (Except Fireside Cottage)
    - For Occupancy Of TWO, An Extra Bed Is Charged $20
    - For Occupancy Of THREE Or FOUR, Extra Bed Price Is Included In Additional Guest Fee
    - Additionally Added Beds Size Is FULL = DOUBLE … DOUBLE = FULL
      - FULL Is The Same As DOUBLE … Same Thing, Same Bed
      - DOUBLE Is The Same As FULL … Same Thing, Same Bed
      - In Case You Missed It … FULL / DOUBLE Is The Bed Size And It’s One Of Our Favorite Conversations Over The Phone
        
        We Have No Single Sized Beds
        
        No, You Can’t Bring One
        
        We Have No “Roll Away” Beds
        
        No, You Can’t Bring One
        
        We Have No Cots
        
        No, You Can’t Bring One
        
        We Have No Air Mattresses
        
        No, You Can’t Bring One
        
        We Have No Sleeping Bags
        
        No, You Can’t Bring One For Floor
        
        Graphics And More Detailed Descriptions Of Our Additional Beds
        
        Look BELOW (Further Down In “Additional Sleeping Arrangements”)

BED HEIGHTS AND SIZE For The Permanent Beds In Each Cottage
- Florida = 24″ QUEEN
- Palm = 31″ QUEEN
- Sunshine = 31″ CA KING
- Sunset = 31″ CA KING
- Fireside = 31″ KING
- The Captain = 31″ QUEEN

ADDITIONAL SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS IN COTTAGES ONLY

ADDITIONAL SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS – For Parties Up To Four (PRIOR REQUEST REQUIRED)
- ZINUS: 14 Inch SmartBase Elite Platform Bed Frame … SEE HERE
- LUCID: Special 4″ Folding Mattress, Both FULL And FULL Extra Long … SEE HERE
  - FULL IS THE SAME AS DOUBLE, DOUBLE IS THE SAME AS FULL
    - Why Are We Still Doing This?