It Happens, We Get It, Beyond The Wall And Dunedin Were Such A Damn Good Time You Forgot Something
Sure, Annoying For Both Of Us But We’ve Come Up With A Way To Sort Of Streamline It, Save Us All Some Time
DO NOT CALL US … NO
DO NOT CALL US … If You Call Us About Lost And Found, We’re Going To Lie … Tell You We Never Found Your Stuff (Crap) And Then We’re Going To Pawn Your Stuff (Crap) And Buy Beer (Seriously, We Will)
— Before You Even Start This Process, Please Decide If Your Stuff (Crap) Is Worth The Shipping And Potential $25 Fee We Charge For The Administration Involved (Shipping Cost PLUS Admin Fee)
— Before You Even Start This Process, Know That When You Checked Out, 3 Emails Were Auto-Generated And Sent To You. They Were Subjects Of “Thank You” … “Reviews” … And “Lost And Found.” This Same Information, The Information Here Is In The “Lost And Found” Email That Was Sent To You At Check Out
SO … TO PUT THIS IN A NICE LIST:
- DO NOT CALL – If You Call, We’ll Pawn Your Stuff (Crap)
- CONTACT US HERE– BTW – CONTACT FORM LINK
(DO NOT Contact Us Through Booking.com, Expedia, Hotels.com … Blah, Blah, Blah)
CONTACT US HERE – BTW – CONTACT FORM LINK
- CHOOSE “LOST AND FOUND” As The “Reason For Contact”
- Give Us Some GOOD Details In The “MESSAGE” Field About Your Stuff (Crap)
(This Should Not Take 13 Emails And 7 Phone Calls To Accomplish)
- Finally, Hit SEND At The Very Bottom And We’ll Start The Process To Hopefully Find And Return Your Stuff (Crap)
CHEERS,
Rock And Michelle