Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast

Humorous Lost & Found sign in black and white

Lost And Found

It Happens, We Get It, Beyond The Wall And Dunedin Were Such A Damn Good Time You Forgot Something

Sure, Annoying For Both Of Us But We’ve Come Up With A Way To Sort Of Streamline It, Save Us All Some Time

DO NOT CALL US … NO

DO NOT CALL US … If You Call Us About Lost And Found, We’re Going To Lie … Tell You We Never Found Your Stuff (Crap) And Then We’re Going To Pawn Your Stuff (Crap) And Buy Beer (Seriously, We Will)

— Before You Even Start This Process, Please Decide If Your Stuff (Crap) Is Worth The Shipping And Potential $25 Fee We Charge For The Administration Involved (Shipping Cost PLUS Admin Fee)

— Before You Even Start This Process, Know That When You Checked Out, 3 Emails Were Auto-Generated And Sent To You.  They Were Subjects Of  “Thank You” … “Reviews” … And “Lost And Found.”  This Same Information, The Information Here Is In The “Lost And Found” Email That Was Sent To You At Check Out

SO … TO PUT THIS IN A NICE LIST:

  1. DO NOT CALL – If You Call, We’ll Pawn Your Stuff (Crap)
  2. CONTACT US HERE– BTW – CONTACT FORM LINK

(DO NOT Contact Us Through Booking.com, Expedia, Hotels.com … Blah, Blah, Blah)

CONTACT US HERE – BTW – CONTACT FORM LINK

  1. CHOOSE “LOST AND FOUND” As The “Reason For Contact”
  2. Give Us Some GOOD Details In The “MESSAGE” Field About Your Stuff (Crap)

(This Should Not Take 13 Emails And 7 Phone Calls To Accomplish)

  1. Finally, Hit SEND At The Very Bottom And We’ll Start The Process To Hopefully Find And Return Your Stuff (Crap)

CHEERS,

Rock And Michelle

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