Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast

Waves lapping at sand beach with words in teh sand: Beyond the Wall Bed and Breakfast

The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean

I Love When Folks Check In And I Ask Them, “So …What Are You Getting Into Tomorrow?”  Many Say, “Oh, We’re Going To Clearwater Beach.”  I Then Laugh And Say, “No You’re Not.”  It All Turns Into Me ‘Splaining The Differences Between Clearwater Beach And Honeymoon Island.  After I’m Done Learn’n Them Good … Our Great Guests Are Wearing Our Backpacks Filled With Water Bottles, And Heading To Hike Up Honeymoon Island … Away From Those Crazy Tourists

Other Places To Stay Might Give You Free Bikes Or A Coupon For Dessert … We Give You Backpacks And Instructions On How To See The Absolute Best Parts Of Honeymoon Island (Even Tell You How To Avoid Tourists, The Crowds And Traffic There, LOL)

Now See Below For Some Of My Favorite Questions That Folks Call About (Pretty Much Daily).  If Only There Were A Tool For Finding Information Quickly, AND Do It On My Mobile Phone?  … Total Game Changer When Something Like That Comes Along, I’m Telling Ya

Apparently Google Is Not As Popular As I Thought It Was … You Know, Being So New And Everything, But I’m Betting It Catches On.  Seems To Be A Pretty Solid Tool And Appears To Be Something That Might Increase Productivity, At Least The Concept Is There? Anyway, If They’d Only Make It Easier To Use, It’s So Going To Take Off … Change The World, BUT It Has To Be Easier To Use, Very Very Confusing

If Any Or All Of These Locations Are Too Far To Walk For You, And You Don’t Have A Car Or Bike … Perhaps One Of These Services Directly Below May Help?  (Listed In Our FAQs)

UBER – Do You Have Uber? (We Might ??? … When You Travel, The Current Answer Is Always Prudent To Have.  Closest City Is Tampa, And Your Uber App Will Tell You As Well, It’s All Magic.  YES, They May Even Take You To The Beach … They Will, And Why Wouldn’t They?) … See HERE

LYFT – Do You Have Lyft? (We Might ??? … When You Travel, The Current Answer Is Always Prudent To Have.  Closest City Is Clearwater Or Tampa, And Your Lyft App Will Tell You As Well, It’s All Magic.  YES, They May Even Take You To The Beach … They Will, And Why Wouldn’t They?) … See HERE

 

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE BEACH?
Well, Here Ya Go … I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google
 

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE WATER / GULF / OCEAN?

Well, Here Ya Go … I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google

 


WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNSET?

Well, Here Ya Go … FINALLY, A Good Question
A Fair Question, A Reasonable Question,
A Question That You’d Need A Local To Help
You With.  CHEERS And Enjoy That Sunset

 


SECRET – This Section Is A Section That Michelle Did Not Allow Me To Post On Our Original Website.  Well, We’ve Met QUITE A Few More Humans Since 2017 And I’m Guessing She’s Fine With It Now? It’s Waaaaaaay At The Bottom Where She Probably Won’t See It, So It Should Be OK?

Distances

            • Q: Are You Close To The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
              • A: Are You Close To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
              • If Not, Move Closerer Or Find Another Person That Is More Closerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
            • Q: Are You On The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
              • A: Are You On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
              • If Not, Get On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps, Or Find A Person That Is On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
            • Q: Are You Near The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
              • A: Are You Near A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
              • If Not, Become Nearerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps Or Find A Person That Is More Nearerer Than Your Nearerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
            • Q: How Far Are You From The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
              • A: How Far Are You From A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
              • If Far, Become Not Far To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps Or Find A Person That Is Not As Farerer Than Your Not Farerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
            • Q: Can You Walk To The Beach?
                • A: Can You Walk To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
                • Get Distance From Google Maps And Then Determine Your Fitness Level To Come Up With A Decision.  Can You Walk To The Beach?  I Don’t Know, Can You?

4 thoughts on “The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean

  1. I’m not sure about “readily” as far as availability but I’ve been here in Dunedin 10 years and have not heard any stories about Uber or Lyft not being available, or experienced problems myself

    When you travel, both your apps and individual Uber, Lyft websites will show you if their services are available in certain areas. You do not need to actually in the areas … you can check ahead of time, before you travel

    UBER – Closest city is Tampa
    LYFT – Closest cities are Tampa and Clearwater

    Thank you, I have now added this information and links to our Frequently Asked Questions page and to this blog post in our highly acclaimed “smarty pants” style

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