Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast

Waves lapping at sand beach with words in teh sand: Beyond the Wall Bed and Breakfast

The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean

I Love When Folks Check In And I Ask Them, “So …What Are You Getting Into Tomorrow?”  Many Say, “Oh, We’re Going To Clearwater Beach.”  I Then Laugh And Say, “No You’re Not.”  It All Turns Into Me ‘Splaining The Differences Between Clearwater Beach And Honeymoon Island.  After I’m Done Learn’n Them Good … Our Great Guests Are Wearing Our Backpacks Filled With Water Bottles, And Heading To Hike Up Honeymoon Island … Away From Those Crazy Tourists

Other Places To Stay Might Give You Free Bikes Or A Coupon For Dessert … We Give You Backpacks And Instructions On How To See The Absolute Best Parts Of Honeymoon Island (Even Tell You How To Avoid Tourists, The Crowds And Traffic There, LOL)

Now See Below For Some Of My Favorite Questions That Folks Call About (Pretty Much Daily).  If Only There Were A Tool For Finding Information Quickly, AND Do It On My Mobile Phone?  … Total Game Changer When Something Like That Comes Along, I’m Telling Ya

Apparently Google Is Not As Popular As I Thought It Was … You Know, Being So New And Everything, But I’m Betting It Catches On.  Seems To Be A Pretty Solid Tool And Appears To Be Something That Might Increase Productivity, At Least The Concept Is There? Anyway, If They’d Only Make It Easier To Use, It’s So Going To Take Off … Change The World, BUT It Has To Be Easier To Use, Very Very Confusing

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE BEACH?
Well, Here Ya Go … I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google
 

HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE WATER / GULF / OCEAN?

Well, Here Ya Go … I Googled It For You
Pictures And Everything, Gotta Love Google

 


WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNSET?

Well, Here Ya Go … FINALLY, A Good Question
A Fair Question, A Reasonable Question,
A Question That You’d Need A Local To Help
You With.  CHEERS And Enjoy That Sunset

 


SECRET – This Section Is A Section That Michelle Did Not Allow Me To Post Here On This Page.  It’s Originally What I Wanted To Post Here (LOL). It’s Waaaaaaay At The Bottom So It Should Be OK?

Distances

  • Q: Are You Close To The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
    • A: Are You Close To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
      • If Not, Move Closerer Or Find Another Person That Is More Closerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
    • Q: Are You On The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
      • A: Are You On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
        • If Not, Get On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps, Or Find A Person That Is On A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
      • Q: Are You Near The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
        • A: Are You Near A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
          • If Not, Become Nearerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps Or Find A Person That Is More Nearerer Than Your Nearerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
        • Q: How Far Are You From The Beach, Water, Gulf, Ocean?
          • A: How Far Are You From A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
            • If Far, Become Not Far To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps Or Find A Person That Is Not As Farerer Than Your Not Farerer To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps
          • Q: Can You Walk To The Beach?
              • A: Can You Walk To A Computer Or Phone With Google Maps?
              • Get Distance From Google Maps And Then Determine Your Fitness Level To Come Up With A Decision.  Can You Walk To The Beach?  I Don’t Know, Can You?

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