Beyond The Wall Bed and Breakfast

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Checking In – Frequently Asked Questions

 

 

AFTER BOOKING, IN YOUR CONFIRMATION EMAIL, OR IN MANY OTHER COMMUNICATIONS WE SEND, THERE WILL BE A LINK / ADDRESS TO OUR  “CHECK IN APPOINTMENT” FORM.  ALL CHECK INS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY … YOU MUST ACCOMPLISH OUR “CHECK IN APPOINTMENT” FORM … SURPRISES ARE NOT COOL RELATED TO CHECKING IN HERE

 

— READ THIS ENTIRE “CHECKING IN” BLOG IF YOU HAVE “CHECK IN” QUESTIONS, OR YOU SIMPLY ENJOY SARCASM AND MAKING FUN OF HUMANS —

  1. CHECK IN TIME / CHECK OUT TIME – Easy, IN No Earlier Than 1500 And “Bye Bye” Before 1100 … See HERE
  2. CHECK IN – Can I Have My Friend Come By And “Just” Pick My Key Up?  Because … (I’m Going To Beach, I’m Too Busy, It’s Inconvenient, I Don’t Have Time, I’m Really Important, I Think This Is A Hotel)  NO
  3. CHECK IN – My Friends Are Checking In Earlier, I’m Arriving Later … Can You Just Leave My Key With Them? NO
  4. CHECK IN – Can I Check In By Myself?  Because … (My Wife, Husband, Partner, Everything Else … Does Not Want To Get Out Of The Car, Has Been Drinking All Day, Is Shopping, Is Still At Work, Blah, Blah And Blah)  NO BUT, Maybe Like 25 Times In The Time We’ve Been Open We’ve Allow Only One Of The Party To Check In.  This Has Very Truthfully Turned Into Pretty Much An Easy 50% Failure Rate.  What’s A Fail?  Failures That Have Occurred Are The Person Showing Up Later And Smoking [I Wasn’t Told AND Can’t Read], Walking Into My Garage Asking, “What Time Is Breakfast?” … Taking Glass Into Pool Area [No One Told Me You Can’t Take Glass Into A Pool Area] And It Goes On And On)  … Folks, We Strenuously Request (Wink, Wink) … And Politely Insist (Wink, Wink) That All Guests Endure Our Brutal Check In Process
  5. CHECK IN – Can We Just Get Our Key Because We Want To Go See The Sunset Before It’s Too Late? NO (And Sooooo Betting You Showed Up An Hour Late For Your Check In Appointment And Made No Effort To Contact Us About Your Late Arrival, Right?)
  6. CHECK IN – Can We Just Get Our Key Because We Have Dinner Reservations At Blah, Blah, Blah? NO (And Sooooo Betting You Showed Up An Hour Late For Your Check In Appointment And Made No Effort To Contact Us About Your Late Arrival, Right?)
  7. EARLY CHECK IN – WANTING VERSUS NEEDING  – WANT An Early CHECK IN? No You Don’t … NEED An Early CHECK IN?  Keep Reading (Sorry Folks, We Really Need Time To Turn BTW Back Into The Experience You Read Reviews About) … See HERE About All Things Related To CHECKING IN, To Include That Ever Elusive And Mermaid (Seashells Not Required) RARE … EARLY CHECK IN
  8. EARLY ARRIVAL – Can You Arrive Before Your Check In Time And Park Here, Go Walk Around Dunedin, And Then Return For Your Check In Appointment? (YES … And This Is Very Related To The “Early Check In” Stuff Above.  Please Know That If You Do ARRIVE Early And Park Your Car, Just A Simple Hello Is Requested.  Earlier Than 1500 Is When We Are All Working Hard To Get BTW Ready.  A 15-Minute Conversation About Your Drive Here, Why You Are Here, Your New Puppy, Your Grandkids … Or Your Weather At Home Is Quite Simply Only Slowing Us Down On Getting Yours And Others Rooms Ready.  Please Save The Absolutely Welcomed And Expected “Chit Chat” For Check In And Later)  … See HERE
  9. EARLY ARRIVAL – LUGGAGE, LUGGAGE, LUGGAGE … LUGGAGE? AND MORE LUGGAGE (YES … YES, YES We Will Babysit Your Luggage If You Arrive Early By Uber/Lyft, Cab, Limo, Monorail, Motorcycle, Scooter, Snowmobile, Bicycle … Blah, Blah, Blah.   This Is Really Turning Into like A Top 5 Question Recently.  YES, We’ll Watch Your Luggage.  You Do Not Need To Email And Tell Us What Means Of Transportation You Are Being Dropped Off By, What Color It Is, The Name Of Your Driver, Why You Need Your Luggage Watched, Where You Bought Your Luggage, How Much You Paid For Your Luggage … The Color, The Shape Of Your Luggage … Or Anything Else Involving Luggage.  YES, We’ll Watch Your Luggage And Probably Even Be Excited About It If Doesn’t Involve 3-4 Extra Emails) … See HERE
  10. EARLY ARRIVAL – Is There A Place To Change Into Bathing Suits If We Arrive Early And Want To Use Your Pool? (YES … YES, YES … And YES.  There’s Probably A Place To Change Into A Bathing Suit Here.  There Are Trees, A Garage … A Couple Of Fences … Oh … And We Forgot, A Public Bathroom In The Lobby.  YES, You Can Lay Out And / Or Swim In Our Pool Before Check In Time And Even After Check Out) See … HERE
  11. WHERE DO I GO? … WHERE IS THE DESK? … HOW DO I CHECK IN … I’M CONFUSED, I’M SCARED? RELAX … (It’s All So Easy.  The Entrance To The Main House Is INSANELY APPARENT, Largest Building On The Property, HUGE Steps Out Front … HINT, Start There … See Picture … HERE) 
  12. PARKING – Is There Parking? … Is There Street Parking? … Is There Onsite Parking? … Is There Free Parking? … Is There A Parking Lot? … Is There Covered Parking? … What If We Have To Bring Two Cars? WHOA … (That’s A Lot Of Parking Questions !!!  Anyway … FREE, Parking Lot On Site, Not Covered … Don’t Give It Another Thought And There Isn’t Any Street Parking … Because It Isn’t Needed.  Need To Bring Two Cars?  No Worries, It Doesn’t Take 14 Emails Back And Forth … Just Inform Us In Your “Check In Appointment Form” That You May Be Bringing Two Cars) 
  13. PARKING – Where Do I Park? … Is There Assigned Parking? … Should I Roll Past The 16 Closest Spaces To The Entrance And Continue Past The STOP Sign In Front Of Rock’s Garage, Stop In Front Of Garage, Roll Window Down And Ask Rock (Who’s Probably Fixing A Chair Or Some Property Maintenance) “Where Should I Park?” … NO, NO And NO !!! WHOA … (That’s EVEN MORE Parking Questions !!!  Anyway … Park Wherever The Hell You Want, Any LINED Parking Space.  Should You Park BETWEEN The Painted Lines, “Semi” Equal Distance On Both Sides Of Your Vehicle, Vehicle “Semi” Centered In Designated Parking Space?   YES … SHEESH You Should See Some Of The Damn Park Jobs Folks Grace Us With, SMH) 
  14. CHECK IN APPOINTMENT FORM – Is It True That You Charge A $25 “Administrative Fee” For Not Accomplishing A “Check In Appointment” Form?  (YES And It Will Be Listed As “Fee – No Appointment” On Your Receipt.  Folks, We’re Really Not Sure How Many Times Someone Needs Reminded?  We’re Really Not Sure How Many Places We Have To List The Request Or Supply The Link To The Form?  We’re Really Not Sure Why Folks Don’t Read Their Emails Or Confirmations After Making A Reservation For ANYTHING?  But … We Do Know That $25 Pays For A Decent Dinner Or 4 Local Craft Beers And We Absolutely DO Toast Those Who “Provide” This Gift)
  15. I NEED “SPECIAL CHECK IN” STUFF, HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU ABOUT “SPECIAL CHECK IN” STUFF? (Easy Peasy … This Ain’t Our First “We Need A Special Check In” Rodeo.  It’s All About Communication … But It Doesn’t Take 6-10 Emails (Wink) … Contact Us About “Special Check In” Stuff, Selecting The Most Relevant Subject) … HERE
  16. THE WEDDING IS AT 1600? (I’m The Bride, I’m The Groom, I’m The MOB, I’m Weird Uncle Frank That They Didn’t Really Want To Invite And I Need More Time To Get Ready And Don’t Want To Be Rushed Or Stressed.   REMEMBER … It’s All About Communication … But It Doesn’t Take 6-10 Emails (Wink) … We Can DO THIS, We Can “Figure This Out” … Well, Maybe We’ll Let Weird Uncle Frank Sweat It Out A Bit But We Always Take Care Of Bridal Situations.  Contact Us About “Special Check In” Stuff, Selecting The Most Relevant Subject) … HERE

 

AFTER BOOKING, IN YOUR CONFIRMATION EMAIL, OR IN MANY OTHER COMMUNICATIONS WE SEND, THERE WILL BE A LINK / ADDRESS TO OUR  “CHECK IN APPOINTMENT” FORM.  ALL CHECK INS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY … YOU MUST ACCOMPLISH OUR “CHECK IN APPOINTMENT” FORM … SURPRISES ARE NOT COOL RELATED TO CHECKING IN HERE

 

 


 

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