OUR POLICIES


Please Know, Our Policies Can Be … Hell, They Are Fluid.  We Adjust Things As Needed And Our Policies Can Change At Any Time, For Any Reason.  We Put This Here So You Will Know.  Things Are Busy, We’re Not Bored And We’d Rather Not Be Messing With Any Of This, BUT … It May Be Messed With.  OK, So There You Have It.  Things Are Kinda Right Where They Need To Be. How About You NOT Be The Reason We Have To Either Create A New Policy, Or Modify An Existing One?  How About You NOT Be The Reason We Have To Hang A New Sign? That Would Be Wonderful.   Cheers, Rock and Michelle


PERHAPS YOUR ANSWER IS HERE?
(We Are Soooooo Betting)

— If You DO Ask (Call Or Email) And The Answer Is Here, We Make Fun Of You Before You Arrive
— We Then Pretend We Like You, Acting All Nice … “Wanting” To Bring You Things … Smiling
— Finally, We Finish By Making Fun Of You Again After You Leave. Do You Really Want To Deal With All That?
— Friends, Family Finding Out?  Viral On Social Media And YouTube?

Please Read Our Policies To Answer Any … ALL Questions Before You Get Here

 


NEW FOR 2019

When We Reached The Two Year Mark Of Being Open We  Decided It Would Be Fun To Start
Naming New Policies (And / Or Modifications) After The Folks Who Generated The Need For Them.
As Well, All Future Signs Will Have First Names and Towns Listed At The Bottoms.  We’re Thinking,
“Why Not?”  Either You Aren’t Coming Back, You Aren’t Allowed Back … And You Are Giving Us A
Bad Review Anyway (Whatever !!!) … So Why Not At Least Have Fun With It, Right?


  • WHEN YOU ARE THE REASON

 

EXAMPLES


  • BTW Will Not Tolerate Intentional Or Careless Damage To Our Property
    Or … The Willful Or Careless Disregard Of Our Policies


THE MOTHER POLICY


MANNERS / RESPECT / COURTESY